General Questions
Q: What does "FAQ" stand for?
A: It stands for the level of idiocy you display on a regular basis. It also means "Frequently Asked Questions".
Q: Do people actually ask these questions frequently?
A: No, most people are too stupid to ask questions.
Q: Are you going to add more questions here?
A: I might add more questions, or change the the current ones. I'll try and keep this thing updated. If I feel like it, that is.
Q: Who are you and where do you live?
A: I'm Abraham Lincoln and I live in the basements of a Holiday Inn.
Q: Why do you hate me so much?
A: Because you're an idiot.
Q: Why am I an idiot?
A: That's a fairly good question.
Site Related
Q: What is your web site about?
A: My site that happens to be on the world wide web is primarily about classic or retro video-games. I review them and all that. I sometimes review new ones and write game-related articles, too. I have lofty plans for this place, just so you know.
Q: Why did you create this web site?
A: At first, it was just a fun little experiment. I was young, the internet was new, and I wanted to have my own web site. From then on, I began expanding on it greatly, as a small hobby of mine. I'm now hoping to use it as a means to demonstrate my skills.
Q: Why should I visit your site?
A: If you're at all into video-games, then I don't see why not. You may even find this place helpful if you're not too familiar with older games.
Q: I don't play video-games, will I still like your site?
A: Probably not. I might expand the focus of this site in the future, so perhaps it'll cater to your tastes then.
Q: Why does your web site go down all the time?
A: It goes down because I don't pay any money to keep it up. Free hosts are extremely unreliable.
Q: Why don't you pay for hosting?
A: This site doesn't generate any income, and I'm not going to waste money on hosting this thing just so you imbeciles can stare at my text.
Q: Did you design this site yourself?
A: Yes, I did. I continue to tinker with it on a regular basis, improving its look and feel whenever I can.
Q: What do you use to create the graphics on your site?
A: I use Photoshop almost exclusively. As such, I am quite familiar with it.
Q: What web programming languages are you savvy in?
A: I am well versed in html, xhtml, and css. I do know some php and javascript, as well.
Q: Do you know any other programming languages?
A: Why yes, I do. I know a little bit of Java, C++, and C#.
Q: I used to visit your site back when it was nothing but a black background and red text. Should I feel special?
A: You should feel especially stupid, that's for sure.
Q: Is it true that your site first came into being back in September 2002?
A: Yes, it's true. Back then, I first discovered the wonders of html and decided to give the whole web site thing a go. Rest assured, it was a terrible attempt, with a name even more atrocious than the one we have now.
Reviews
Q: Do you take all the screen shots yourself?
A: Yes, I do. I like to keep them consistent in size and quality, as well as being able to control exactly what sort of shot I get.
Q: Do you complete each game before reviewing them?
A: Almost all of them, yes. There will be rare cases when I can't bring myself to finish certain games, but I'll at least play enough of it to put out a quality review.
Q: Do you finish games to 100% completion?
A: It depends on the game, how much I like it, and how much of a tall order it is to get to 100% completion. In general, if I really like a game and it doesn't take that much longer to get 100%, then I'll go for it. However, in some cases, I won't even go for it on games I like. I'd have to be mad to catch every last pokemon, for instance.
Q: Would you be interested in a job as a game reviewer or web designer?
A: I probably would, unless I'm already working on something. I've got the skills to do either of those two things, so don't be afraid to contact me if you're interested. It better be serious, though; I've no patience for pranks or spam.
Q: What do you use to take screen shots?
A: It's a secret.
Q: I don't like the way you write reviews, or the way you write in general.
A: That's not a question, Einstein.