The 10 e-mail commandments:
1) You must try your very best to spell everything correctly. If I ever spot a "u" or "ur" replacing "you" or "your/you're", I will brutally murder your entire family. I'd recommend running spell check if you're too stupid to spell things correctly on your own.
2) It's not a good idea to write an e-mail if you don't have a comprehensive understanding of English grammar, so if you somehow can't manage such a simple task, then don't even entertain the thought of writing to me.
3) Only send me e-mails in the English language.
4) No spamming. Anyone who spams continuously will be shot in the face.
5) No attachments. Any e-mail I see with an attachment will be deleted, with it's author tracked and convicted of committing a serious felony: pissing me off.
6) Do not ask me to add ROMs, Warez, Hentai or Porn of any kind.
7) I am no longer accepting contributions through e-mail; if you'd like to contribute an article or review, please do so on the forums.
8) When e-mailing me about an error around the site, please tell me as much information about the error as possible. You clicked on a link and it didn't work? Tell me what shows up when you click it. Does it say 404? 403? Tell me. If I'm going to fix the problem, I need to at least know what and where it is, first.
9) Please, try to avoid personal questions. As much as you would simply love to know my weight, height, width, penis size, where I live, why, when, how do I look like, where that thing came from, and whether I'm single, none of that is relevant to the site.
10) If you're going to criticize me, I'd advise you to do it intelligently. I have a way of dealing with idiots that doesn't stray too far from the concept of gas chambers.
With that all said and done, you might still screw up and send me an attachment or something of a grammatical nightmare. Make no mistake; I will NOT make exceptions if you blatantly avoid these guidelines. If I see things I don't like in my inbox, they will suffer deletion.
Now, type in your e-mail address, a subject, and a message in the appropriate boxes, then click the "Submit" button. Clicking on "Reset" will erase the information you've entered, so be cautious.